Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Still dying that you shit outside
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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