Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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