ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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