you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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