I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
