I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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