i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
only if we run a train.
done.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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