So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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