do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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