i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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