so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
