3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Rock
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Fuck
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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