OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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