So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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