I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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