im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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