My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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