I think i peed on brittanys purse
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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