sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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