my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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