Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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