he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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