Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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