im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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