Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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