btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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