Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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