I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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