There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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