Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Damn victory sex feels great
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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