That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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