I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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