I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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