actually, I'm a sock model
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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