dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
This is the high leading the old right now
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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