you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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