I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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