i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I'm passing your future prison.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Randomize
