People in love make me want to vomit
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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