I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
