17 year olds will be the death of me.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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