sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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