I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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