Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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