Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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