Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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