Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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