used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
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He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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