'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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