Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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