i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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