Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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