what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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