I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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