it hurts more in the daytime
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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