He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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